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Beer Helmet - This one is just a classic. Sitting there like a goddamn king in your recliner not moving for one, no TWO damn beers! You can use the handy little straw device to suck that intoxicating nectar straight into your royal gullet.

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6 Bottle Liquor Dispenser - "Hi Bob, this sure is a great March Madness party, where can I put this bottle or Chardonnay I brought?" "We'll Tom, I believe the answer is directly in the garbage, you see my fucking LIQUOR DISPENSER!" This baby can hold up to six full-sized bottles of liquor at a time and in our books, that's a slam dunk.

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Mop Slipper Covers - We've all heard of tip-toeing in your Jordans, but sliding in your Sketchers? You bet. Why would you need these for a March Madness you wonder? Well, what better way to slide into the kitchen to grab more brew without your spouse asking you some dumb shit, than doing it with the stealth of a house-keeping ninja!

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Mini Basketball Grill - This little baby is a solid price and doesn't take up a lot of space, which is cool. It's just enough room for a full sized ribeye and a few sausages, which is enough to fill up one badass My Bookie March Madness winner: which is you!

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Basketball Stress Ball - This is just a little old basketball. . . PSYCH BITCH! It's a stress ball that you squeeze the shit out of when you're scared your boys aren't covering the spread!

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Mini Basketball Hoop and Ball - Have you ever gotten super pissed off watching a game, yelling something like, "That's not how I would have done it!!" Now, you can get up, grab your mini-ball and show all your friends where that dummy on the TV messed up his pump fake.

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Couch Coaster- This is just a win on so many levels. Snacks, beer, remote, Sports Illustrated all RIGHT THERE while you watch the game. Pair this with the Beer Helmet and you are an unstoppable March Madness warrior.

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Red, White & Blue Mullet Headband - This little beauty is fun and also a conversation starter. You wear this to a friends party and your boys will laugh, but that hot girl in the corner who doesn't know you will be like, "Oh, I love a man with a sense of humor . . . and a mullet."

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